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... Dio recounts an Trade involving Elagabalus plus the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to offer him the equal of a girl's vagina through a surgical incision.